It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
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I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
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I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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