My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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