So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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