We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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