Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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