I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
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That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
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I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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