you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
Randomize
