You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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