I love having hate sex.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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