if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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