doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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