8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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