I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
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When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
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I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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