STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
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Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
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Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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