You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
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He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
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Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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