sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
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Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
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His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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