like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
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well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
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I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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