you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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