i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Randomize
