Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
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I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
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Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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