So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
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Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
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The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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