At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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