physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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