So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
Come on in and take your pants off
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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