just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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