the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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