similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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