OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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