Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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