Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
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i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
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This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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