My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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