In America we eat man semen.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
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its like you know when i get waxed
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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