the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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