dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
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We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
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TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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