and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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