lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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