my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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