i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
Randomize