I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
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after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
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i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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