you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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