You're completely useless in the revolution.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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