the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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