idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
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we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
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She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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