we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
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