I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
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Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
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I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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