I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
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she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
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Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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