nut hugger
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
as a side note pls kill me
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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