Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
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when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
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Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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