She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
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