why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
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i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
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I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
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