Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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