I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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