She said her name was "party"
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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