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(623): View more from Arizona

just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"

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(519): View more from Ontario

I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.

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(214): View more from Texas

Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.

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(518): View more from New York

he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

You could give me a blowjob later? :)

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I meant do something romantic..

(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Blowjob In the moonlight?

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(763): View more from Minnesota

Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.

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(708): View more from Illinois

I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.

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(+64): View more from New Zealand

I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...

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Is this how the global financial crisis happened?

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