For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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